  OK Time to lighten up a little. Last night I was trying to watch Law & Order. And of course, the weather warnings kept interrupting the programming.
It was driving me up the wall. I began to think about the return of Jesus and how that might look being covered by the "MAX Track" Doppler radar, The 3D Viper radar...etc. and so forth. Cue Anchorwoman: Sorry to interrupt but there has been a reported sighting of Christ.
As you can see from our doppler radar, we are now on a Jesus Watch for all of Fayette County. Our Viper 3D radar shows where we are tracking Jesus (cut to graphics as anchorwoman continues) reports out of Clay County, where the Lord has been spotted, along with the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse include reports of destruction along with many being caught up in the air to meet Jesus. We have Bob Smith live in Clay County. Bob? Cut to Bob in the field: Yes Jessica, it's true. We are witnessing the return of Christ. Local officials report that all those who have not repented are being....Awwwurgh! (Static...live feed lost) Jessica speaks: Bob? Bob are you there? We lost Bob. (momentary pause) This just in, we are now under a Jesus Warning for all of Fayette County.
Officials suggest you take shelter at a local church or repent right there in your homes. Repeat...Fayette County is under a Jesus Warning. Ok...I don't mean this to be blasphemous. Just trying to think of a worse case scenario, and how the local news would cover it. Hope it gave you a good laugh. Peace. 
