  Well, I haven't been on this thing since last week. Montauk was crazy. Monday sucked, crappy weather. Tuesday sucked even more because it was even worse weather. So this is my "sicknasty" Tuesday. We go to East Hamptons. I go to this library. I notice a sign on the window that says "Hello, I'm James, please don't tap on me, thank you. " And on the window was a fly. So I assumed the fly was James (and not the window) and started tapping on the window attempting to get James to come outside. Why did I not say trying and say attempting, am I trying to act smart, though attempting is a 2nd grade vocabulary word. ANYWAYS, I started tapping and then the lady was like CUT THAT OUT, I could see her through the window so I went inside and told her that James was misbehaving.
Then we bought tickets to The Terminal at the movie theater. The craziest thing happened. My cousin Kate and Britt are about to receive their food that they payed for when the cops dart in the place saying everyone get out of the theater. This theater was a two floor theater&nbsp;and our movie was on top floor so I was&nbsp;on the steps on the way up when the cops came in. "HEY KID GET DOWN HERE. "&nbsp;- Cop...."SCREW YOU!!! " - me. hehe. I ran up&nbsp;quickly and&nbsp;calmly said&nbsp;"Everybody evacuate the theater. " My dad knew the voice and immedietly told my Aunt to stay, that's my son.&nbsp;"JAMIE JAMIE WHERE ARE YOU?!
JAMIE!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON!?!? YOU BASTARD PIGS, GET OUT OF MY WAY I NEED TO GET MY SON!.....JAMIE THERE YOU ARE!!!&nbsp;*SLAPPED! *"&nbsp;and now everyone is waiting outside the theater wondering what&nbsp;in the hell is going on.&nbsp;Some cop&nbsp;told us the&nbsp;roof was caving in because of the bad storm that day and we got our tickets back but that wasn't the end&nbsp;of it.
Remember I said my cousins were about to receive their&nbsp;food, well we didn't and I&nbsp;made the cops get the girl that worked the&nbsp;register to give us back&nbsp;$25...little did they know that they&nbsp;handed off&nbsp;the drinks and the Starbursts&nbsp;and really all they owed us was $10&nbsp;for popcorn. So out of all this deboggle, came a profit. Hurray. So we thought&nbsp;that was all the bad luck for the day when suddenly we got&nbsp;lost and ended up on GAY ROAD!!!! Ok, there couldn't be anymore. To make ourselves happy I'd&nbsp;do the&nbsp;Ostridge walk Kevin M taught me a long time ago and that made&nbsp;everyone crack up and&nbsp;happy and&nbsp;forget about the bad luck.&nbsp;So we go to Luigi's, some random second class restaurant and turns out&nbsp;there's no&nbsp;more room and the lady was a bitch about it, and a&nbsp;HUGE BITCH&nbsp;I might add.&nbsp;We go to Luigi's every year and this was the first year that&nbsp;we couldn't get a table. So we go to&nbsp;this&nbsp;place called Oyster Pond where a huge&nbsp;flood in the road existed which I called Oyster Pond and I decided to jump in it. Then when we were seated,&nbsp;dust started falling all over our table from the&nbsp;vents above.&nbsp;This day&nbsp;was truely the most bad luck&nbsp;day I have ever experienced.
So the day ends and the rest of the&nbsp;vacation was great with great weather. I got lots of color.&nbsp;John the Jamaican at the&nbsp;pool at WaveCrest which is where we stay was keeping cool like usual, hard to understand his heavy accent. And he laughs so jollyful. Thursday was good,&nbsp;the Troianos (more cousins of mine) came out&nbsp;with Danny and Chris the boys kickin up some beach fun. What the hell am I talking about. Well&nbsp;Danny&nbsp;didn't go in the water, that was deppressing but the day still kicked ass.
Did&nbsp;I&nbsp;mention I got really tan. Wow, I'm looking over all the things that happened last Montauk and it makes this Montauk look like shit.&nbsp;Go read it, it's July 19th, 2003. Saw alot of&nbsp;hot girls but didn't bother, I was too lazy.&nbsp;Saturday I came home and the&nbsp;upstairs floor was&nbsp;redone and now we're not getting a railing for another 5 months so we have to have this lethal dresser that prevents peoople&nbsp;from falling off the steps, but if someone pushes that off&nbsp;on someone, they'd probably die. Ok well today I drummed from 12:30 to 8:30 and I think that's 9 hours. Yea, I'm a loser. Shoot me. I&nbsp;want Paul and Matt to come&nbsp;home, I guarantee they're both bored out of they're minds, what the hell is there that's good in Vermont. Ok that's all. Bye.&nbsp;&nbsp; 
