  An Open Letter Dear Baby Jesus, When will Jennifer Aniston stop crying? When will Britney and Justin get back together? What can you do to help Martha stay out of jail? When will Jennifer Garner return my calls? I just want to be friends. When will my neighbor's dog learn that it is not nice to bark for an hour straight at 2 am when I have my window open because my bedroom is like a raging fire from below and everyone refuses to put the A/C on? When Baby Jesus, when? Paris 
