  WOULD YOU EVER: 1. Eat a bug? : As long as it is not a waterbug 2. Bungee jump? : I would like to 4. Kill someone?
: yep 5. Kiss someone of the same sex? How much money am I getting and can I grab his ass? 6. Have sex with someone of the same sex? As long as he holds his balls up for mins won't clank against his.
( CLACKERS )!! LOL 7. Parachute from a plane? I would like to 8. Walk on hot coals? Is shakira licking the swollen feet?
9. Go out with someone for their looks? damn real. Ass is ass 10. Be a vegetarian? Only if meat stop existing 12.
Wear plaid with stripes? I did that when I was 16, that is why I never got laid until I was 18 13. IM a stranger? To talk dirty, of course!!!! ie: Hey bitch Who you calling a bitch? You bitch Why you calling me a bitch?
Is this becky? no! oh, I'm sorry. I was just joking with my friend oh So, are you naked? What? Are you naked bitch?
LOL 14. Sing Karaoke? Poetry is close enough 15. Get drunk off your Ass? nope 16. Shoplift?
I need a new radio, I might regress to my ghetto self 17. Run a red light? Been there. Gotta do it 18. Star in a porn video? I have the most unattrative ass in NYC.
Actually, Lenny and I got Kinky like that on Sunday. I will post it on the internet soon.. LOL . Nah. Lenny is a prude! 19. Dye your hair blue?
Blonde yes 20. Be on Survivor? Yes!! TO be the first fat Puerto Rican man to Rape one of those skinny white chics and bury her and have the rest of the cast wonder what happened to her 21. Wear makeup in public? : uh... no 22.
Not wear makeup in public? Dick 23. Cheat on a test? Story of my life 24. Make someone cry? Yeah they deserve it 25.
Date someone more than 10 years older than you: 43?? Nah, too old, need WD-40 to get them properly lubed 26. Stay up all night? story of my life 
