  Lacking originality today.  Last cigarette:  I was about 7 and I took a drag after my dad told me too,  I never smoked again after a coughing fit and throwing up Next Cigarette:  Fuck that Last big car ride:  Going to chicago to witness the biggest array of weird ass poets I have ever witnessed!
 Next Big Car ride:  Driving to Florida in Late January to visit my good friend that has stomach cancer Last kiss:  Do dreams count?  I don't kiss and tell anyway next kiss:  When I go to bed and meet up with Shakira Last good cry:  Last year at my uppercase when my parents refused to come Next god cry:
 When my parents show up next week for my feature at Acentos Last library book checked out:  I stole 101 sex positions back in 92 Last movie seen:  Finding nemo Next MOVIE:  The Last Samurai Last beverage drank:  Pepsi Next Beverage:  Probably a Malta with Dinner Last food consumed:
 Cheesburger next meal:  Whatever the maternal unit cooks Last crush:  Liz Cho next crush:  any porno star that gives me the time of day Last phone call:  I call my other favorite white boy,  Tom Collins next phone call:
 Don't know Last TV show watched:  Friends at 11pm last night (  porn doesn't count here )  next TV show:  probably NYPD blue tonight Last time showered:  8pm this morning Next time you shower:
 9pm tonight Last shoes worn:  Oh shit,  uhhhh. Last Christmas for a Christmas party next time you wear shoes:  Most likely for a christmas party Last CD played:  Taylor Mali's (
conviction)  Next CD:  Carlos Mena Last item bought:  Newspaper this morning next item:  probably the newspaper tomorrow morning Last annoyance:  none today next annoyance:
 my next e- mail Last disappointment:  Dealing with full of shit niggas next disappointment:  Dealing with full of shit niggas again Last soda drank:  pepsi next:  Probably pepsi again Last ice cream eaten:
 Vanilla Ice Cream next Ice cream:  I would love some cookies and cream Last time scolded:  Don't remember next time scolded:  IF they want their jaw in place,  I would suggest this Last website visited:  The Angry pumpkin blog next website:
 www. fishdawgdapoet. blogspot. com 
