  What a deal! A two-in-one post, just like those speshal speshal magazines with their " Weddings Double Issue" and crap. Except part A is in no way related to part B. The best stress relief? Cook. Or, rather, chop away at something until it turns into an undefinable pulp. Just imagine that something to be a finger or whatever of someone. Or maybe not someone, if that's not your style. But then that's not my problem. There's no plural "you" in English. And that sucks. Firstly because we're demoted to using the phrase "you guys" or the even more horrible "y'all" and secondly because it sounds really awkward to say "and now, you plural die" or "and now, y'all gotta die". In retrospect the two are related, but in a very weird way... 
