  So my sister went over to an acquaintance 's house yesterday and somehow they decided to give her the whole Jesus make-over. So she decided to spend today bitching and moaning about how we don't have a Bible and about how we need to go to church. And as a souvenir from yesterday's indoctrination, there's this little plastic cross. And you know what? The damned thing only fits into its base one way - upright, presumably to keep any heretics from defiling it. What the hell, bastards. 
