  Guest loser urlLink Stu Savory Steaming Hot (Infernally) Tuna Early morning, half awake. Open tin of tuna, tip out onto plate. (ravenous kitten getting under your feet, tripping you up, so lift kitten onto kitchen table.). Add triple portion Tabasco to tuna. Put plate into microwave. Doorbell rings. Go sign with postman for registered letter. Return. Close microwave door & start. Make toast. Make Coffee. Microwave rings. No, I will not continur writing beyound this point, urrgghhh (sic). 
