  hey its been a few days.  nothing really to report that is why I don't update as often as I would like to.  I did go to the Dentist again today. that is becoming one of my favorite places. hehehe Just call me Mr.  Swisscheese Teeth.
I have more fillings in there than I thought metal could go in the mouth. so I think I will chew on some Aluminum Foil later this evening for shits and giggles.  hopefully,  blue glowy thing willing,  I will have a job soon. then something interesting in my life might actually happen.
until then I will just have to be happy downloading porn at insanely fast speeds,  and drinking lots of fluids.  " My Idea of work is masterbating.  " My Idea of hard work is masterbation that takes more than five minutes.
 " My Idea of being creative is masterbation without porn.  " My Idea of co- ordination is masterbating while having your hand on the mouse and getting that all important put the dick away/ close website/
not look like you are doing anything look down to a millisecond affair.  " I have now resorted back to plain old TV for masterbation. no longer do I need a blond with her ankles at her neck screeming " harder you stud" that is my pitiful life.
 Quotes by me.
