  You know, most dogs have a chew toy. And most of the time it is a normal chew toy; maybe a stuffed animal or a ball...or a little piece of rope like those ones they sale at the pet store. But, my dog? No, my spastic chiuaua of a dog has to be unique....or uniquer than he already is I guess would be more accurate. What does he chew on? A toothbrush. He just sits there and bites on the thing and growls at the same time.
I don't even know whose toothbrush it is. Apparently nobody's in our house so I don't know where he got it. All the plastic is deformed, dripping with drool, and covered with teeth marks. He gets really defensive of it too. I tried to take it away from him and he barked at me and then grabbed it and ran under the bed. One time I saw it lying on the ground and took it.
When he saw it in my hand, he chased me down until I gave it back to him. Now, whenever he sees me coming while he's chewing on the stupid thing, he instinctively runs away and hides from me. He chews on it so hard that it's liable to break his teeth one of these days. I mean, sure, ropes and stuffed animals are all good to chew on, but a toothbrush? I find it ironic that the one thing that will ruin his teeth is something meant to keep them in shape. Anyways, this weekend I saw How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. That was one hilarious movie. I laughed the whole way through. And Matthew McConaughey was lookin pretty good. Well, he always does but that is beside the point.
However, at the end it was one of those "true love" scenes with the perfect ending in which the perfect people form the perfect couple and live in a perfect world from that day forward...yeah freakin right....I mean, good ending for a movie and everything...but I'm not buying it. I wish. Lisa PS- Ewan McGregor is going to be in a new movie...he as well is not lacking in the good looks part of the gene pool 
