  Oh my god, Bibi. Last night, I was rehearsing for a persuasive speech to decline your kind invitation. Listen, people; I am really dying. There is so much work, you won't buh-lieve. My finals add up for a total of 330%. I am hopelessly behind in Linear, JAVA and Measurements. Also, my account statement shows a highly negative balance. Besides, when did I manage to become so important? There are like... 956257 of you people. You won't even notice my not being there. Who's the nice woman anyway? 
