  urlLink SEEKING NEW POST IDEAS Well, I was offered a position the other day by Corporate America. Woo hoo! My chance to make the world safe for democracy, another opportunity to cure cancer... ... as a urlLink Secretary * .
[ secretary n. pl. secretaries - A person employed to handle correspondence, keep files, and do clerical work for another person or an organization. - An officer who keeps records, takes minutes of the meetings, and answers correspondence, as for a company. - An official who presides over an administrative department of state. - A desk with a small bookcase on top. ] * (I mean "Executive Assistant", the more politically-correct term for Coffee Fetcher). As I prepare for my new adventure in Riding the Bourgeois Roller Coaster of Life, I suddenly and unexpectedly find myself at a loss for creative and funny posts with which to entertain YOU, my loyal readers. Please submit ideas for posts to my "comments" link or email me at: lax2ord1995@yahoo.com. You'll receive no credit for your story when I urlLink plagiarize it (but can feel a sense of satisfaction that you made my life just that much easier).
Warm regards, Wendy R. City A Desk with a Small Bookcase on Top Unsuspecting Company, Inc. cc: Mom, Uncle Sam Enclosure LinktoComments(' ') urlLink ">Comment 
