  karaoke rule number 621: don't do "lightning crashes," by live. you don't want to have to say the word "placenta" in a bar. bill and i went to one of the local bars last night. neither of us sang, but there was one dope doing the aforementioned "lightning crashes. " and i thought, why? why? it's not a karaoke song. "sweet caroline" is a karaoke song. "build me up buttercup. " now *that's* a karaoke song. you can go on the karaoke circuit and win tons of shit. also, "golden tee," the golfing arcade game. i think the grand prize is something like seventy grand.
and, magic, the card game, does tournaments where the winner pulls in over a quarter of a million. that's dollars , not... like, tacos, or something. it really makes you think. to be successful in this world, you don't need college. you just need a shitty hobby of some sort. plus free time. then you shake well and serve. 
