  there's an ad on "the onion" for playboy.com, which declares, "see the women of wal-mart naked! " this may titillate a few of you at first, but let's stop to think about this. the women of wal-mart. the women of wal-mart. naked. have any of you seen the women that work at wal-mart?
is 57 year old bertha from the fabric section- spread eagled on the customer service counter next to the coupon books- going to get you off? if so, i guess i don't understand men at all. my website's going to advertise, "see your optician naked! " i'll be standing there, a little embarrassed, while i clean off your glasses donning only my birthday suit. i don't know how the hell i'm going to keep my nametag on, though.
women of wal-mart.
my god. 
