  "The Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop" So... Nothing better to do than watch "I love the 80s" on VH1.
I can barely pull myself away from the TV to the computer. Anyways, after that decade I'm surprised I turned out the way I did. 1984: He-Man and "Purple Rain" kind of a mixed bag of sexuality. Throw Madonna in the mix and you've got a genereation of confused kids. Thank Jeebus for Transformers. 1988: Wow I hate "Rosanne. " That show was NEVER EVER funny. It was about as funny as "The Cosby Show. " Don't get me wrong, Cosby's stand-up kills me every time...
But Rudy and Theo learning life lessons and teaching us how to love again. Fuck off. Still we got the Ed Lover dance. And Jeff Kuhnie will never let you forget that. But goddamn if Punky Brewster didn't grow up hot. More on the 80s later. Because they say 'Write what you know' and the 80s are such a fertile breeding ground for I don't know what. 
