  What’s On Tap After work today, I’ll be heading down to the urlLink Verizon Wireless Theater to work security at The Strokes’ show. Yeah, ok, very funny. I know what you’re thinking. And so what if I’m only 5’6” and a 125 pounds? I’m tougher than I look and I can appear quite menacing while radioing for police backup. Tomorrow will be a day of four-wheelin’ dating fun! Yeeehaaw, baby! Yeah, ok, very funny. I know what you’re thinking. And as a matter of fact I do date, and so what if I’ve never been on a four-wheeler before?
I’m stronger than I look and I can appear rather attractive while strapped to a gurney. Afterwards I’ll have to run home, pick the underbrush out of my hair and get cleaned up for urlLink church . Saturday night, as always, is church night. Sunday, bloody Sunday, will be spent with my nose in my Structured Programming Using C book. I have an exam on Monday night. Programming exams are the worst. I’d rather have a Pap smear. Happy Friday, Y’all. 
