  Today is Friday, Dammit! If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings.
" * Today is Friday, dammit! As a self-proclaimed slacker (ok, so others have brought this fact to my attention as well), I should be enjoying a heightened state of slackery and experiencing an increase in personal dawdling and else-doing. I had hardly enough time to thoroughly express my outrage over last night’s episode of Survivor during our weekly office Friday-Morning-Round-Table-Survivor-Debate , before I was forced to dive into the piles of work on my desk. "The cause of the pile-up" you ask? Meetings! I had Five (5) of them yesterday! Five scheduled instances of formal group non-productivity! Today, I have no meetings because it is Friday and Friday is set aside for slacking and newspaper reading and general nonsensical behavior - none of which I am participating in (well, not on the grand scale that is normally reserved for Fridays, anyway) due to the mountain of paperwork on my desk.
Ok there. I’m done bitching about work. I feel better. Don’t you? * To whom ever sent me this quote (or something to this effect, seeing as I am quite sure that I butchered the original) last week: thank you. I apologize for not remembering, who, specifically. Please forgive me, I have slept since last week. 
