  I bought a urlLink yellow T-shirt from J. Crew . I like it. Even though it's yellow. I can't remember the last time I wore yellow. Probably in the '70s. Don't remember much of the '70s. I smoked a lot of dope back then, you know. Speaking of the '70s, Jackie from urlLink "That '70s Show" is dating urlLink Macaulay Culkin . Even though he's urlLink ugly . Speaking of ugly, note to the large-assed woman I saw today wearing tight-fitting camouflage pants: It's not working. Your ass still looks fat. Speaking of fat, sometimes a little extra body weight comes in handy.
Particularly if you are a urlLink small rodent in the path of a vaccum cleaner . Speaking of vaccum cleaners, and yellow, but not fat or ugly, I thought about buying one of urlLink these after seeing the incredibly convincing commercial on TV. Weak suction? Tell me about it. Clogged filters? I feel your pain, man. So then I saw the vaccum at urlLink Target . It cost $399. And all of a sudden, weak suction and clogged filters didn't seem so bad. 
