  urlLink Worst idea ever. Why? Because under the terms of this bill, I could be sent to Iraq. That's right, me  all 105 pounds of spastic, limp-limbed, nausea-prone, lilly-livered Chrissy, in the harsh desert war zone of Iraq, forced to battle legions of America-hating, rocket-launcher-wielding, fury-filled, wild-eyed, unkempt insurgents. Without cheeseburgers. How much would that suck? The gubment says urlLink it ain't gonna happen . We'll see about that. 
