  You know how they say, "With the good comes the bad"? Nothing illustrates this concept better than what has just happened to me.
You see, I came home from work tonight hungry, as per usual. So I looked around my apartment for something to eat, but because I don't cook or even go to the grocery store very often, the pickins' was slim. I was seriously considering eating some urlLink leftover whipped cream frosting when I remembered that I just bought these two giant boxes of urlLink Apple Jacks from urlLink Target the other day.
This made me very happy, because Apple Jacks are delicious. I became even more happy when I checked the fridge and saw that the quart of urlLink milk in there doesn't expire until tomorrow. This clearly was meant to be. So I ravenously ate two bowls of the self-described "crunchy sweetened three-grain cereal with apple and cinnamon.
" Wait  so there really are apples in Apple Jacks? I thought it was just a clever name. You know, like how there's no pepper in urlLink Dr Pepper , and no urlLink icebergs in iceberg lettuce. Because Apple Jacks certainly don't taste like apples. And you mean to tell me that not only is there grain in Apple Jacks, there are three different kinds of grain? I guess it's hard to see all this alleged grain what with that thick layer of frosted sugar coating those little Os.
But I digress. So I ate two urlLink bowls of Apple Jacks. They were tasty, and they quelled my empty stomach's angry growls. This is the "good. " And now for the "bad": The roof of my mouth hurts like a mofo. Those Apple Jacks done kicked my urlLink hard palate 's ass. How can a cereal be so delicious yet so hurtful? 
