  I'm a big fan of urlLink Crest Whitestrips . So I was pretty excited to see they now have premium Whitestrips, because I'm impatient, and if my teeth can reach a level of whiteness previously known only to urlLink Hollywood celebrities and urlLink fluorescent lighting in seven days rather than 14, sign me up.
But I can't help but wonder if Crest is up to something. I mean, a few years ago, when Whitestrips debuted, Crest was like "Hey everybody, we can make your teeth super white in just 14 days! " So everybody went out and bought Whitestrips like crazy, so excited about the prospect of blindingly white teeth in but a fortnight. But now, the clamor for Whitestrips has died down, so Crest unveils the premium Whitestrips, promising whiter teeth in half the time it took before.
So what happens when sales of these Whitestrips dwindle? Will we then see whiter smiles in 3.5 days? For all we know, the people at Crest are sitting on a secret Ultra X-treme Whitestrips to the Max version that would make our teeth whiter in like 35 seconds, but they know we're stupid and will settle for a week or two, so they're dragging the process out and cashing in. Jerks. 
