  Hannah your post about Basil, the dockers and the papparazzi made me pishhh myself. Haven't laughed that hard in ages. Basil Zemplis is my arch-nemisis (he's replaced Errie's brother). The highlight of my year was cutting his lunch fairly and squarely under his long nose at the telethon afterparty. As I walked out the door with a certain Ch7 celeb he'd been tuning all night I took a moment to turn to him and say "goodbye little Perth man", a comment he found to be delightfully offensive.
This man is a dick. He is excluded from the BLOGG CHALLENGE by virtue of the fact that a) he's too easy a score and b) if any of you sleep with him I will never talk to you again. Shayne with boobs would be strangely nurturing. And I Do NOT look like Hillary Swank! 
