  I give you, my mighty reader, LUKE WARM - the babble of a delusional, lest we forget insane, man/slacker! Now Im sure most of you are currently applauding with great adulation and shouting aloud, Hooray!
Ive always wanted to read self-serving, hypocritical drivel! For this I thank you ahead of time, as I am master at driveling (it is inherited). So what can you expect from me? Amazingly enough...nothing! I could go into detail the long hours I pondered on writing my own column, loosely termed, until I was distracted by a shiny spoon (I have eightI counted). The spoons soon lost their luster, as do many things that fail to project flashy images in my face at break-neck speeds, and I realized that I have so much to give to the world.
As to what, Im at a loss. My hope is that you, my dear reader, will learn something from this mess of words - that you will take example from my life experiences and act in a completely different manner. This is not for your sake, mind you. I just dont want anyone cramping my style (patent-pending). --Krispy out 
