  Maddox, sweetie, I LOVE opening my inbox and finding another of your one-liners! The one today was brilliant! "Christi, you're insane! " NO secret! But, uhm... I'M not the one going back to the Cuckoo's Nest every other month. ;p Had an interesting "conversation" with a nurse today. She was sitting there, twisting what seemed to be the very last drop of blood from my body, smiling ever so sweetly.
Nurse: You look pale... Me: I'm always pale! Nurse: sure you're alright? Me: Positive! Nurse: Let me know if you start feeling bad. Me: I'm not! Nurse: it's just so you don't faint... Me: I'm not going to faint! I've never fainted! I'm too damn stubborn to faint! A dog bit off half my face (well, almost) when I was 9 and I didn't faint!
I'm not going to faint so just do your job and don't worry! Nurse: ..... Yes, I know, I could've been nicer to her but I really didn't feel like it. These days I don't feel like being nice to anyone. At least not anyone who has to do with hospitals. (Sorry, love, you know you're an exception!
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