  did you know that if you left on a spaceship and traveled at the speed of light for a year, then turned around and came back at the speed of light for another year, that you would age only two years yet earth would have progressed by 30,000 years?
did you also know that if you go to steak 'n shake at night you can sit by a man named marshall and he will tell you such things? as well as some jokes. a man is driving along the highway and sees this sign that says "a challenge to prove your manhood. 1 mile. " so he goes and sees these three tents and the guy there says that he has to go to each one of the tents in order, and then he will prove that he is a man.
he says that in the first tent there will be a bottle of whiskey. he should drink the whole bottle and then go to the second tent where there is a lion that needs his tooth pulled. then, in the third tent, there is a woman that has never been sexually satisfied and he should make her content.
so, the man goes in the first tent and chugs the whiskey. he comes staggering out and wobbles over to the second tent. the guy hears the man yelling and the lion roaring and it's taking a really long time. finally, the man comes out with scratches all over him, his clothes now rags, and says "alright... now where's that woman that needs her tooth pulled?
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