  One thing I did forget to add. At lunch yesterday I brought the fruit that is compulsory at my house *cough* bollocks *cough*. We were hungry, but when aren't we? Anyhow I brought two (rather small) apples for me and my brother to eat. To which my brother said, "Well one's these big definately didn't hit Einstein in the head..." A few minutes.. and some choice words later my brother realised the error of his ways.
I think it's fitting to now quote Einstein, "There are only two infiite things in this world. The universe and human stupidity, but I'm not sure about the former. " It may be a little off, but it's the best I can do off the top of my head. Laters (see below for real post) 
