  Haven't updated in awhile due to several hundreds of thousands of technical difficulties. First off - my dad installed a virus software to try and stop him recieving so many worm viruses. This in turn stopped me from using the internet randomly and if i could get it to work, it was slower than a dead man walking up Mt. Everest. Then, lo nd behold., my dads computer got a worm virus and had to be totally wiped. That took two days. When the computer returned - the network did not work so i had to curse and hit and stuff to try in vain to get it to.
Finally, miraculously my father managed to realise that eh had installed to much firewall software in his paranoia and decided to let me have the internet back. Stoke Mandeville. This was a place that I had often (foolishly) thought of as being just down the road from Aylesbury. If you to think of it like this... then i suggest that you try walking there. Five miles (give or take). I decided that I would walk to visit Rach at work and alleviate some of her tedium. I thehn, upon ariving in town realised that I had forgotten where this place was. I then realiwsed it was in Mandeville and set off to walk to the hospital. Upon arriving there i had but another 2 miles to walk as a nice passer -by informed me and i set off on a jog.
All in all an hours worth of exercise, altho jogging on the whole is a sport I discourage to anyone thinking of taking it up. (disjointed thought pattern you may think. 'Damn straight' says I) http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-03-19&res=l ^ go here to learn the internet fuckwad theory. This is why we have to put up with complete and uter twats in our lives on the internet. Yawn,. i have more to say, but it can wait laters 
