  I found some REALLY funny BUT TRUE Lawsuits ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. A construction worker in Tulsa intentionally cut his hand off with a circular saw. When he was taken to the emergency room, he told doctors not to reattach the hand, saying that it was possessed. The man is now suing the doctors for not reattaching his hand, claiming that the doctors should have known he was psychotic.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2. Dorothy Johnson sued Kenmore Inc. for the death of her dog. After washing the poodle, she placed it in her Kenmore microwave, "just a few minutes, on low," to dry it off. The case was dismissed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3. A Blue Cross-Blue Shield worker sued IBM, claiming that their keyboard's "faulty design" had caused pain in her hand that kept her from working. 
