  I used to like Led Zeppelin. Blondes have it better than septic tank poopy reds. Ones dog shouldnt smell better than ones own armpits. If I had enough money to be on MTVs Cribs, Id have an entire room covered in blubble-wrap, with bubble-wrap area rugs and a bubble-wrap recliner, and Id walk around stylin in my bubble-wrap bling.
Snow is totally overrated. Anyone with a website and too much time can find themselves selling crap merchandise, thanks to cafepress. I never knew my nose was capable of such boogers. All i need to feel happy is a chipwich. Sometimes a woman needs to be reminded that she is the luckiest woman in the world, that men dont usually come in such freakishly wonderful packages as he came. 
