  ok, i have a couple things to say: 1. the flatulence filter/toot trapper is very funny. (see jeff's blog below "everyone needs one of these") 2. where the heck do you find sound affects like this one? :) and 3. how would you like to be one of the world's leading experts on flatulence?! :) Michael D. Levitt, M.D.,'s studies show that the average person has 13.6 episodes of flatulence a day. " do you think that's true? umm.... on second thought you don't need to answer me! i just thought that sounded crazy! how'd ya like to do a study like that one? ok, enough on this topic. i'm gonna get some work done now. 
