  Why are people so interested in my life? My life is so boring tho, that they have to make stuff up. I have had more rumors spread about me than Hollywood celebrities. More rumors than Michael Jackson, I think. I just can't go on Jay Leno or make my own special and publically announce that most of the rumors you have told about me are false.
And never mind the ones that may be true. Even if they are, they are NONE of your business. If they were any of your business, I'd tell them to you. This is as public as I can get telling you to leave my boring life to me & try living your own a little better. 
