  You know what really sucks? When people tell you that you are a good listener because then you end up becoming everyone's goddamn diary and when it's time to talk about yourself, then everyone seems burdened.
No one calls just to say "Hi" anymore .... there's always a problem that needs to be fixed and for some reason they think I have all the answers! The amazing Jennie will be able to tell you why he's not calling, or why he calls you everyday but won't take you to dinner, or why he likes hanging out with his friends more than you.
Call now and for the low price of $19.95 you can make my life a living hell like so many others already have! The funny part is I don't know why people think I have the answers when I'm sitting at home alone waiting by the phone wondering why "he" hasn't called, but do I burden others with my pathetic excuse for a life? No , I just keep it to myself and wait to hear from a friend about their problems because at least I know I'm not the only pathetic loser on the planet.
- Jennie ps - Sorry If I offended anyone.....at least you didn't have to hear me rambling about it on the phone. Be good Guys! 
