  I'm disappointed with that dumb bitch Avril. Okay so Avril Lavigne has a new single out that I find very difficult to completely ignore. But, since I am constantly harassed for being a over-critical prick by the other three trolls that live here, I listened to it, carefully thinking about the lyrics contained within. Perhaps a spoiled, half-retarded nubile like Avril Lavigne could in someway relate to me, a 22 year-old university loser. Alas, no, but I do have some thoughts on her stupid song "Don't Tell Me". Basically the song is about how Avril doesn't give pony rides to just any flashy guy wearing a cool wallet chain that comes along. While the message in and of itself is admirable, I'm docking her points for being socially irresponsible with her stupid song. Why? Because her song isn't explicit enough. I don't mean that kind of explicit, I mean the kind where you clearly explain exactly what you are talking about. Female sexuality seems to be something that gets explored earlier and earlier in young girls lives (admittedly, that might be partly because I'm getting older), I think that someone like Avril Lavigne has an obligation to be a role model to that captive audience of 11-16 year old girls she has.
Now, that said, I don't think a skank like Britney Spears should have to do that, but that is only because Avril has vowed to be different , or Anti-teeny bopper, which, I feel by definition, forces her to have a strong social conscience. At the same time, I'm not saying that Avril can't write and say whatever she wants in her crappy songs, but if she is going to explore an issue, she should do it clearly.
Anyway, it took me a long time to realize that the song is about refusing to have wonton sexual relations, and if it took me that long, how long do you think it will take a thirteen year old girl who giggles when she hears the word 'testicles'? I'm not saying that the song should be called "Penises are the spears of the Devil", but seriously, her song lyrics shouldn't be cloaked in mystery like the fucking Nosferatu.
I know a lot of parents would be somewhat upset with a more black and white sexual description, but if I were a parent, I'd be a little pissed off about the level of coyness that she is approaching the topic with. It's one thing for parents (who when you are 10-20, are not cool) to talk to their kids about sex, but it's quite another when your role models renforce approximate views put forward by your parents. In conclusion, Avril should have to pay for all the teen pregnancies for everyone that owns her new CD. -Chris 
