  What I don't understand about the gym are mirrors. Wait, I guess I should mention I started going to the gym, but not to work out, that would be totally homoerotic. I go to the gym to play "badmington". Why? Because I'm terrible at all things that involve "movement".
Mirrors. You use them to look at yourself, or you put one behind you and one in front of you and say "INFINITY!". However, I don't know why they are all over the gym. It's not like you are going to see the fat leave your body, nor will you see your muscles grow. Also, have you ever looked at yourself while your working out? Three words: Red Old Men. I don't know how they can keep concentrating with blood rushing to their grimaced faces. I also try to avoid all eye contact with myself, I cannot trust a person who continually to stares me in the face every time I see them. What they should really do at the gym is put up pictures of really hot people and have captions beside them that say: "If you do this 5 times a week for the next 4 years you MIGHT look like this!
Buy Powerade! " But back to the title. I have played three games of badmington, and my baby is still there, when will it go away... :( - Leibniz ps - This spell check sucks, it made me replace "Levinski" with "Leibniz"... which is now my new name. 
