  Well, Em, you're in luck. I won't be able to move in until Sunday! Aren't you the lucky girl?
:) Ok, so I'm in a way better mood now than I was earlier. Herb just told me that there are Correctional Facility Officer positions open at the Bloomington jail. How funny would that be? I'd get a taser! Just what we want. Me, armed with a cattle prod. I could laugh about that for hours! I'm going to go down and put in an application for shits and giggles, but I'm sure Target is going to be the place I'll work.
Hey, the jail pays more than I'm making here right now. Imagine how quickly I'd be able to pay off my credit card debt then. And my Mom would love it! :) That's just too funny for words. It would also help my stripping career since I wouldn't have to buy a fake uniform... 
