  This was taken from the BBCi 606 site, quite an amusing post. Chelsea make shock buy! I've just seen the latest list of players Chelsea intend to buy. Chelsea's new Russian gazillionairwe owner has put in an offer to buy every current Premiership player.
The 7.2 billion offer means that Chelsea will have the largest squad in Europe. This has created a few problems - such as accomodating 4 digit squad numbers and setting up a rota system to ensure everyone gets at least 15 minutes on the pitch during the season. The deal, the biggest in football history doesn't however include Emile Heskey. "I may be rich" said Roman "but I ain't daft". Stag Night News What a evening, i think everyone would agree it was bloody good. We almost got kicked out of McDonalds for blocking Steve in a disabled loo, i fell over in a club and have a bruise on my leg about 9 inches wide...ouch! We met a Russian hooker, who was ugly and would'nt take the hint that we were not intrested....daft ruskie....she got a drink out of us though. But other than that it was a highly enjoyable evening, everyone had a giggle... 
