  What a cracker.....!! Don't know who created this but its pretty good. Anyways, i was informed today that i was seen on TV when they filmed the school on Saturday. This bothers me, seeing that i missed it and nobody bothered to tape it. And i don't wish to see it so i can boost my ego, its because .....fuck.....yeah maybe i do..lol Here's my points out of 10 for our fine 15: 1. Woodman - good lad, did his bit, but he's a prop.
Rating: 7 2.Thompson - not a pretty game, but then again, not a pretty lad. Rating: 6 3. Vickery - the ref didn't like him, but he's a prop. Rating: 7 4. Johnson - man mountain, national hero. Rating: 10 5.
Kay - or "hands of lead", as we call him. Bit faffy. Rating: 6. 6. Hill - I'm told he was inconspicuously effective. I didn't notice.
Rating: 7 7. Back - passed like his daughter for about 10 minutes, but good. Rating: 7 8. Dallaglio - stopped running sideways. Improved. Rating: 8 9.
Dawson - irritating, I like that in an Englishman. Rating: 8 10. Wilkinson - poor, very fortunate to be in such a good side. Rating: 3 (I'M KIDDING!!! This lad goes up to 11)!! 11.
Cohen - all right. Rating: 7 12. Tindall - a shot in the arm for ugly backs everywhere. Rating: 8 13. Greenwood - did what was necessary. Rating: 7 14.
Robinson - He's got the ball, everybody panic. Marvellous. Rating: 9 15. Lewsey - girl's name, man's performance. Rating: 8 
