  Ahhhh, Sammy. He cheated and then lied about it (Jen, what does your dog have to say?....sorry about your car...grrr).
But they tested his other 77 bats and they were all fine. I think he was just desperate to get out of his slump cause they were gonna send him to the minors for rehab. see, I knew I saw Kristy on Rush St. with some guy over St. Paddy's Day : ) I was drunk as hell, but still. I have a friend who's as big as a minivan that was going to run up to her and ask her out. He's asked me about her at least 5 times since then.
If this falls through, let me know. This guy's way nicer than paul. I think we're gonna get a pug. Name suggestions? I have an intense urge to go to vegas. Anyone interested in attending the National Lawnmower Racing Series? We went last year and it was amazing. Lot of mullets. Last call for the hotel room..... 
