  dobedobedo you know what's gross? (i feel like i'm always sharing gross things, sorry) There are now two little squirrel "rugs" on the road right outside my building. two pink-tinged artifactual remains splayed out for all to see (or step on). the first one's been there a whole week, totally grossing me out.
{who's in charge of cleaning up this kind of thing anyway? } fro: The City's supposed to clean it up! Go talk to your mayor ;P de: yeah, probably someone in the city but i dunno who. i wonder if there's an official city roadkill cleaner upper..? fro: I hate the pigeon roadkills the most, them with the flappy wings, just sick... i bet there is a roadkill cleaner man, i wonder what he looks like.
fro: my friend stepped on a rat (dead one) one time in the gutter... gross... do those count as road kill ? de: ok, roadkill's gross, but i'd rather step on roadkill than a random dead rat any day.. you don't know if it died from rabies or bubonic plague or what.
y'know what i mean? nasty yo. If there is a roadkill cleaner man, i hope he comes around to my street soon.. fro: I looked online for "roadkill cleaning crew" and found absolutely zippo... Good luck my friend, you might have to get used to the little rugs. de: no, no: check urlLink this out. (ok, so that's probably a joke but i saw other articles.. urlLink roadkill men do exist! ) fro: well, the question is, do they service Baltimore City? 
