  This is not good. After posting my last blurb, I talked to a coworker for a few minutes about books to order, then moved to the front of the library to retrieve some materials that need re-cataloging. Then a shelf collapsed on me. After I dusted myself off and determined that I hadn't been hurt, I walked into my office and set the materials down on my desk, tipping over my paperclip container and spraying paperclips across the carpet. I'd live in a bubble, but I'm probably allergic to plastic. 
