  Tara and I decided this morning no, I shouldn't say that. We were talking on the phone, and I said that I wouldn't be able to resist a man wearing bacon cologne. She said it would have to be a man in whom she was already interested. For me, the bacon would make the man. I know that scientists have studied the effects of various scents on emotional responses and determined that a woman utilizing the scent of cinnamon rolls can make a man do almost anything. But I wonder if they've ever tried bacon on women? 
