  Trying to establish voice contact ... please yell into keyboard. Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to ..... to ........ uh .............. :)) :)) Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws. This one is too good......... :)) :)) :)) Every four seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.
Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it. Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them. How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None: "We'll fix it in software. " How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None: "We'll document it in the manual. " How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb? None: "The user can work it out. " Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization? Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea 
