  --a wet t-shirt contest --a "fire" at the curry restaurant --complete and total inebriation at 10 p.m. --a sudden crush on jake gyllenhaal, who i've always thought was pretty grotesque, but then the new ew came and oh my god have you seen the cover? (this item may also have had something to do with the first item. ) and it's perfect really, because now the boy can have his little crush on maggie, i can crush on jake, and it's almost like incest, but not quite. --a trip to the swimming pool --sunscreen applied to all cicadas that were passed on the way back to the swimming pool --randomly waking up at 5 a.m. --do i really need to go on?
it's only sunday morning, and today i'm totally going to see my boyfriend jake in the day after tomorrow (which ew calls dat through the entire issue, which made me smile every time i saw it, because it reminded me of the time me and l. beat the boy and b. at 'battle of the sexes' on the last question "what does d.a.t. stand for" [and they were soooooo confident we wouldn't know it] and i screamed, "digital audio tape!!
" and l. was so excited, and then i had to confess that the only reason i knew that was because i'd seen the blair witch project one too many times, and then i started yelling, all-heather-like, "get the fucking dat! " and then i went home and threw up many, many times on a morning that just happened to also be my birthday, but it was totally worth it. ) --after the movie, there may be bowling. --and last time i went, i bowled a forty, so Watch The Fuck Out! 
