  - explainer of commercials - tormentor of cats - finisher of uneaten food - official in charge of preventing the adoption of additional pets,  namely,
 kittens with white chins - pusher of grocery carts - assembler of ikea furniture - emergency contact for any sports- related questions - voice of reason in all things related to relationships and shopping -
soldier in anti- germ army - lover of hot dogs - president of grills and grilling - navigator of sharp turns at scary high speeds - scorer of goals -
patient comforter of sudden gut- wrenching sobs thank you.  for all this,  and more.
