  I am considering trying those new audio-posts. urlLink One Good Thing has a hilarious one about talking to Jesus. There are time when I get so frustrated, when I feel so overwhelmed, all I want to do is cry. I came home to an empty house today, and I had lost my key. I couldn't get in through the kitchen window, as I do on such occasions, because it was locked. It was so cold outside, I only had a sweater on. I just started crying. I tried to pull it together so I could go next door and see if they had one of our spare keys... (Ding-dong) Me: Hi [ sniff ] can I please [ sniff ] borrow the k-key? If you [ sniff ] like, have it? Neighbor: Are you okay? Me: Oh yah! I'm fine! [ smile to prove point ] I finally got in, and my brother had been home to whole time, ignoring my pleas and knocking because he didn't want to drag his lazy ass out of bed.
So I called him a fuckhead, and subsequently felt like I was as mature as a ten-year-old. Last night, someone accidentally turned the heat off in our house. Big mistake. Not only could I not fall asleep, but I was cold as well. It was awful. I couldn't figure out why I was so cold, although was covered in three blankets. This morning my mom checked the thermostat and realized the mistake. The overnight temperature in our house?
47 degrees... in our house. I talked to Anna's friend who moved here from Kansas today. I know Kansas may not be the cultural capital of the world, but to a native-Spokanite myself, it's far better than my current abode. She seemed to think it wasn't so bad here, and things turned very funny thereafter. If there is any person more outspoken about how much Spokane sucks than me, it's Anna. I will leave you with a quote from her anti-Spokane rave: "It's like, there are people and then there are Spokane citizens. We're a different breed; an intellectually-challenged, country-music fanatic, "let's all pretend we're diverse" breed. " Affectionately... Anna 
