  Today, In second period English, I went insane. It only lasted for a few second, but I was definitely crazy. There are two more days of school left. There I was, listening to Buzzie drown on about something (it might have been his grandson) and I looked at the clock. I kid you not, but the minuet hand did not only STOP entirely, but it in fact went backwards. I couldn't breath! I was having an attack! Nooooooo, not one more second in school. And just before I went on a rampage, an announcement came over the speaker "Attention: The clocks are momentarily been re-set, please excuse the inconvenience.
" That aside, there are many other reasons for concern for my health, and the health of my fellow freshman. Some people call it Senioritis, but since I am clearly not a senior, I refer to it as Severe Prolonged Agitation and Zealousness, or SPAZ. SPAZ has begun to manifest in many people. Just yesterday, quiet little Mary had a fit of SPAZ, she involuntarily screamed "4 DAYS LEFT!!!!!! " when we were playing softball during conditioning. And of course there was Robin's SPAZ as she tripped up the stairs, although this was once said to be impossible. And the cause for this sudden outbreak? WE HAVE TWO DAYS LEFT DAMMIT! Affectionately... Anna 
