  News worthy event of the week: Joey FINALLY got his license. He will be 18 in two months and yet he is just now is able to drive. As celebration, we stole the gloriously hip (and might I add, totally suburban) Subaru from our parents and went on a joy ride.
Yah, just call me Anna the Outlaw. Alright, so it was really like we were handed the keys and sent to get milk from the grocery store... I was reading "O" magazine today, a subscription held by-- who else?-- my mother. Oprah has a section called "Things I Know For Sure". Likewise, I here now regale you with a new blog featurette: Things I Know For Sure... -One can never be indecisive about plaids. -Spandex is a privilege, not a right. -If it is meant to be, it isn't up to me. -Dog collars can be condescending.
-There are some things that never let you down; friends and the amusement of helium filled balloons. -Michael Jackson is a troubled soul. -Naming inanimate objects is both useful and entertaining. Stay tuned, the pangolin of excitement is bound to swing back soon. I'm overdue for something interesting to happen. Affectionately... Anna 
