  Check out my mad photoshop skills, yo Every once and a while a little fake ebonics is good for the soul. Leigh's parents are so awesome. Her dad is this ultra-nerdy Librarian and her mom teachers about something so obscure I can't even remember it at Gonzaga University. They are Unitarian. They want Leigh to (direct quote) "lighten up! " They are concerned about the environment. They buy free-range meat, dairy products, and eggs. They take her to places like France and Italy not because they have a tremendous amount of money to toss around, but instead because they want their daughter to see the world. Leigh's elementary school was this new-age program where the parents had to "Be Active in Their Child's Learning Journey".
'Learning journey', how beautiful. When I was younger, I used to tell people I was adopted. I wanted to be like Mary Lennox in The Secret Garden or Sarah in A Little Princess . I wanted to be different, special. My farce never really worked though, because I look way to much like my brothers. Affectionately... Anna 
