  This picture came up on Google Images when I looked for 'clown face'. HOT. ------------------------------------------ After school today I found a pair of tights from seven grade. These are from the "look at how skinny I am! " era. They are navy blue and very small.
For some reason, I was compelled to put them on, just to see how far up they would reach. I was also blasting Counting Crows, solely because I needed something neutral to listen to. So imagine me, tights up to my knees and a camisole top, when I heard something at the door. Pulling up my shades, three freshman boys and some random girl got a lovely view of me half naked. More embarrassing was that I was rocking out to something so very atypical. Throwing on pants and feeling very, very stupid I ran to the door.
They were from Cataldo, here to buy something (drugs) from my brother. The blonde kid with dreadlocks kept saying, "You're that girl from Cataldo. That girl". Meaning, "Oh, you're the girl who ruined Cataldo. That girl. Didn't you make some parents cry?
Didn't they try to get you to leave? " Though I attempted to beat him to consciousness, Joey wouldn't get up. It was just... a terribly embarrassing situation. One that could have been avoided if I WAS NOT SO FUCKING MENTALLY ILL. Why did I put in that CD? Why was I wearing tights that were so horribly small? I am such a weirdo.
------------------------------------------ Robin, Lauren, and I shall venture out of the world of school to see the very first showing of mean girls tomorrow. 12:40 baby! It's a late celebration of Lauren's birthday. She is 16 now and will be chauffeuring me around very soon. The more detachment from Leigh the better. I literally haven't spoken to her all week, which I think is for the best.
There is only so much gossip I can take until my body is completely poisoned and I begin hemorrhaging. Opium is apparently the new rage for the teenage drug market. It's just a step below cocaine and slightly above mushrooms. It's only interest to me is, funnily enough, the historical aspect. Dooooode! There were not one, but two wars fought between China and England on this matter.
Opium was outlawed in England, but tradespeople brought it to China and all those rice-growing, exploration-elitists got hooked. Then everyone squandered their potential and stopped going to work. Literally. They would just sit around and smoke all day. So it was outlawed in China as well. Then England was all offended ("Say what, brotha?
A Englishman's gotta live! ") and waged war. Actually, the opium war created indirectly influenced arcades in the United States hundreds of years later. You know those big clown faces which you try to knock the teeth out of? Well, the original version of the game was Chinese were you shot opium-carrying boats out of the water. ------------------------------------------ What I love about this blog is that I can write that and still maintain my dignity.
Because however odd I am, however passionate I am about mindless historical factoids, however many downwrite weird things I do.... I still do not urlLink think I am a vampire . Affectionately... Anna 
