  what a WONDERFUL day turned horribly weird turned horrible turned LOVELY peachy keen day! lol........well basically here's the scoop.
well me and josh went out last night (dinner and barnes and noble and then at like 12.30 i couldn't sleep and i called eleanor (who finally saw finding nemo prank calling was FUN though! lol...here's how it went: - first person was going to be awesome. we looked up somebody named "warzell booty (yah i know, if it was me i'd wonder why i let myself have an actual last name like that)" and we practiced this chinese food bit that's all like, "u order flied lice?
we outside u house and u owe 99 dollar! " and then we'd say his address heeheehee. dammit, nobody picked up. weird thing was, that guy lives 2 blocks from eleanor's old house. - then we decided to call someone we knew. so we called rags....we were going to be dentists and be like "ur appointment was at 3.30...wher are u?
we will have to double bill you! " lol for like some really screwed up dental work: 5 filings for 8 cavities, and have "rags" carved in andplated in gold on his front teeth.
lol.
sorry - but still, nobody was picking up. i thought maybe josh might have been up, or at least he would wake up and we could fool around a little. so we prepared this cool little act where we would switch off voices, and together we'd be "desiree" and we try and hit on him. hahahaha. but alas, nobody picked up. - so we thought it'd be awesome if we prank called shaft of all ppl. i'd put on a french accent and be from the sylvan learning center, and we'd be doing this outreach program thing bc he's dyslexic, and ms korman recommended him, and i'd be all like, it's ok mat, we're trying to help you.
and eleanor (if we could restrain ourselves from laughin) would be a qualified professional and talk to him all babyish and be like oh, it's ok that you dont undersatnd what's going on right now, that's why we're here. but the little fucker disconnected his phone already. grr - so of course, last resorts. we called danny.
i put on the french accent again, and pretened that i was "mercerdes vargas" and that eleanor and "shannon" were just over for a three some and that he really missed out and should have come..............lol but the crazy idiot just sat there and hung on the line while i kept saying "hello......daniel daniel daniel" in that really freaky french accent.
heeheehee.
but even that was sort of pointless. oh well.........it's ok my mom's hanging over my shoulder right now, and she's all "so when u type, do u look at the screen or at hte keyboard? " and im all, er...the screen of course, and she's like "well dont u forget where to put the fingers, etc" and im all......that is the point of typing mom. *wow* anyway.......so pretty sooon after that, i go to sleep. hmmm.....i wake up, and then i go to the zoo and look terrible bc of hte whole u know...not sleeping thing.
but i actually feel peachy, and i get to do filing for elena. fun fun.......man i wish i got paid. see if i got paid i could deal with it. it actually pretty much is really funny looking at ppl's controlled substance tests...of course i'm not like snooping, nobody gets hired and fails it, but the stack of tests from rejectees is all like, PCP: positive, marijuana: positive, cocaine: positive......haha. there was once this guy who tested positive for all four of them. what was hte other one? oh right...heroin.
heeheehee.
anyway........at hte zoo, i met mitchell again. i knew him last year but he was a bit of a recluse, and i think i scared him away with my stalker bit.
anyway, so he's a lot more easygoing this year and stuff. he's pretty nice, a little weird, but very interesting. we actually ended up staying late (me, yue, eleanor, him) unti like 6.30 talked and stuff in the BEC. wow we are dorks. anyway, yah i think......wait a sec....know that i was prolly a little whore today concerning that, and i really regret that.
wow......when eleanor starts silently judging you know you have gone over the edge. not that i dont value yue's opinion but she's very realistic and u know i'm always going wrong. so i went home, felt guilty as crap, called josh, talked it over, got online, talked it over some more......and i guess i feel better but now he is just worried and i knw i need to give him a reason not to be.
and he's going to get it......mitchell may be nice, but he is a manwhore from lanier (though i must say, one of the nicer ones) that i wouldn't want to date. end of story. i'm sorry josh...i really do love you, and like you said, "emet ze ahava" so you have nothing to worry about. i'm sure nobody would disagree with me on that...... yue: do u want to come with me and meena on our little officemax excursion tomorrow? what do u want to do on friday............? love all you guys......you make me come, you make me complete, you make me completely miserable...... but i'm having the time of my life while you guys are at it so keep up the good work! life is peachy, and i shall remain chipper evermore. love you guys lots!
calamity jane ps go see yue's pics...jason looks like the slob that he is, and paul looks demonic! 
